ok mirror, here’s the deal. we’ve had a pretty good run together. you’re always quite respectful, totally honest, and you always know when we’ve got something in our teeth. so we really want to make sure that you appreciate this compliment. we think your frame is picturesque, and you’ve got a lovely reflection. now we have one favour to ask. do you think you could learn to talk? our fairytale dream is for you to let us know the next time we walk out of the house with our skirt tucked into our underwear. this morning was a little embarrassing.