we’ve been waiting all winter to shed our socks, and the day is finally here. but while we’re celebrating, we’re making a list of rules for next year. 1. if you didn’t shower, you wear socks. no one needs to smell that. 2. no socks does not mean barefoot. it means no socks. 3. guys, get a pedi. you’re still manly; haggard toenails are not endearing. if everyone abides, next year will be delightful. currently making sure the boss gets the memo.