hey dad, we love that you’ve learned to text. it was even endearing when you figured out how to use acronyms like lol and wtf. but it’s starting to get a little out of hand. this weekend when you texted ‘with mom getting xxx’ we loved that you stocked the fridge. but when we came home and couldn’t find any vitaminwater we were a little uncomfortable (to say the least). here’s a new one. tmi. please look it up and take it to heart. thanks. happy father’s day.