we gotta hand it to people trying to change the networking game. it can be so awkward - all forced smiles, small talk and endless handshakes. if only we could hear what everyone’s really thinking: “i forgot business cards! did i just sound bored? how long is a ‘keynote’ anyway? ooh,food!” maybe if there were more of these bottles you're holding, with multitudes of vitamins and minerals wrapped in delicious lemonade-y hydration, it’d break the ice, (& kinda the 4th wall too?)
ingredients
reverse osmosis water
cane sugar
citric acid
calcium lactate gluconate (calcium)
natural flavour
monocalcium phosphate (calcium)
magnesium chloride (magnesium)
ascorbic acid (vitamin c)
zinc gluconate (zinc)
di-alpha-tocopheryl acetate (vitamin e)
calcium-d-pantothenate (pantothenic acid)
retinyl palmitate (vitamin a)
pyridoxine hydrochloride (vitamin b6)