are we still talking about dating online like it’s a secret? no, right? good. the swipe right life isn’t easy, but at least you’ll know things like bad grammar or poor taste in gifs before it’s too late. let’s get one thing straight - we cornered the market on thirst (quenching) traps. have you seen our rainbow lineup? all vitamins and (natural) colours, ready to party? this particular potion has b vitamins and electrolytes, tastes like fruit punch and makes for good conversation. because you deserve better openers than ‘how’s your day?’
ingredients
reverse osmosis water
cane sugar
mono- and di-potassium phosphate (potassium)
natural flavour
citric acid
magnesium chloride (magnesium)
concentrate of carrot and blueberry for colour
ascorbic acid (vitamin c)
niacinamide (niacin)
calcium-d-pantothenate (pantothenic acid)
pyridoxine hydrochloride (vitamin b6)
cyanocobalamin (vitamin b12)