it’s good to be humble. unless you’re posing by a brick wall or walking to a private plane, in which case, a million photos are in order. same goes for smug morning people - we see the timestamp of your selfies that prove you’ve been doing it all since dawn (slow clap.) shade aside, we’re all just trying to get on your level. we’ll fake it ‘til we make it any time of day with this good source of calcium, wrapped in natural flavoured water with zero sugar (and zero smugs.)
ingredients
reverse osmosis water
erythritol
natural flavour
monocalcium phosphate (calcium)
citric acid
natural colour
ascorbic acid (vitamin c)
stevia leaf extract
dl-alpha-tocopheryl acetate (vitamin e)
niacinamide (niacin)
calcium-d-pantothenate (pantothenic acid)
pyridoxine hydrochloride (vitamin b6)
cyanocobalamin (vitamin b12)
